The Nose Knows

Not to get off on a rant here....but what's up with that product called: Febreeze? The manufacturer's claim is that if you spray this stuff all over your drapes, furniture, carpet, clothes, kids & pets ... every day for a period of 2 weeks, then use 2-3 times a week after that ... your house will smell *clean & fresh*? HUHHH??? Lemme see if I got this right ... I'm supposed to completely soak everything in sight (at no small cost, mind you) to the absolute saturation point, with this chemical - and my house will smell like synthetic genetically altered zen garden? Jeez Louise.

And don't get me started about those ridiculous vacuum seal machines.....