One Flew Over The Publisher's Nest

So ... today I found out that my good friend Sharon, who I thought was a big New York City publisher, is actually a psychologist. A shrink, ferchristsakes!! Dr. Sharon Friedberg ... PhD ... private practice ... uptown NYC office ... the whole shebang. Streisand / Prince Of Tides ... who knew?

All these years of schmoozing Sharon, setting things up, waiting for the most opportune moment to pitch my big cookbook deal ... down the drain. Turns out ... all this time ~ I was in therapy!! Jeez.....